Wrap Up the Barbie hate by end of business, Friday.

I need y'all to wrap up the Barbie hate by close of business, on Friday. It's becoming annoying, for real. Post the podcasts you already recorded, clear your Twitter (or X) drafts and let go.

The obsession over a movie you're pretending to hate is nauseating. Yeah, we know you hated it so much, it's communist China propaganda but you dressed up, bought tickets, full bucket of popcorn in hand and sat for almost 3 hours watching the movie you hate? Ken, Please.

These made up culture wars in search of fame is becoming boring and I need you to find another thrope that is more bearable. Don't be a Ben Shapiro who took, after sitting through a 3 hour movie recorded a nearly 45 minutes rant against it (not counting scenes that didn't make the final cut), if man spent more time with his wife, perhaps, He'll find out how women get wet.
At this rate, the producers of the movie have probably made more money from those who claim to hate it than actual fans.

This tired act of trying to act macho has overstayed it's usefulness, so, hopefully, by Monday morning, all you baby Andrew Tates will find something new to complain about.

Let Barbie breath!

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